Family jokes
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Def all moms lol
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"