Family jokes
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
this is me
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
"Know, know how there."
"Lesh, lesh how can you at lesh remember my name?"
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
I can smell your kids!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your family in a nutshell.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.