Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.