What’s an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die Me : No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing i'll do
Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
i will always remember my grandfathers last words "ill just check if its poisonous".
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can't. Girl: My parents aren't home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don't have.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
A kid asks hims mom "mom how much do you love me" the mother responds with "i love you as much as i love your brother" the kid looks confused and says "but i don't have a brother" the mother smiles and says "well i guess my love is not existing
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
