Family jokes
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Hollow Knight Meme
What's the similarity between your mum and West Ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass.
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.