When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
