Family jokes
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Lol, mum's gay.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?