Family jokes
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Memes
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
'Cause they can't find the home button.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.