What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Family Jokes
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
