Family jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.