Family jokes
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Willy Wonka meme
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
I don't know, I don't have one.