Family jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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I made a website for orphans.
Silly me, I forgot the home page.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.