Family jokes
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Memes
Parents during breaks and weekends
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Dad, I hate you!
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
"Suck me off, daddy, I'm doing homework."
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"