Family jokes
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: βAt least your mom came back!β
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Why canβt orphans win trophies?
Because they canβt take them home.
Dad: Youβre looking pretty sheepish.
Son: Thatβs too baaaaaad!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-