Family

Family Jokes

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?