FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Family Jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and left. Right?
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.