Family jokes

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?