Family jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
I am the orphan joke.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.