Family jokes
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
bruh
My sister 🤣😂
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.