Family jokes
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Dad, I hate you!
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
My sister 🤣😂
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...