Family jokes
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
Memes
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.