Family jokes
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Stop making the jokes!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Nothing is lost until Mom can't find it.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.