Family jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Q: What’s worse than fingerbanging your sister?
A: Finding your dad's wedding ring.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.