Family jokes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.