Family jokes
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
me in thanksgiving
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!