Family jokes
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.