Family jokes

Why do orphans pray to God?

So they have someone to call father.

Why did the kid cry?

His dad didn't get the milk.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.

"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."

Me:.....

Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why did the Dad cross the road?

To get the milk.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He couldn’t get to home base.

I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.