My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Family Jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
