Family jokes

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?

Cause it’s a family business.

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?

What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."