Family jokes
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.