Family jokes
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
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When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!