What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Family Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
"Lizzie Borden took an axe. And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one."
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
