Family jokes
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Memes
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.