Family jokes
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
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Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
"When your mom is pregnant and your best friend learns dad jokes."
Me:.....
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.