If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Family Jokes
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
