Family jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Memes
SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.