I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
