Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
Family Jokes
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? We know who Jesus’s dad was.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
My father left me at a young age.
He was only five.
I will always remember my dad's last words....
"15 dollars and I'll jump."
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
