Family jokes
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Steve!"
"Steve who?"
Steve cries, aware that his grandmother's Alzheimer's has reached a point where she can no longer remember him.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.