What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
I went to my sister's room one day. I saw a trophy, so I asked my sister how she won it. My sister said the neighbors gave it to her because she gave out the best hand jobs in the neighborhood. I guess my sister put her hands to good use.
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
