Family jokes
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Memes
Me trying everyday
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My life is so sad it's because you're in it.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕