Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Heh, stupid orphan.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
