Kylin fucks his sister.
Family Jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo momma!
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
