Family jokes
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"