Falling Off jokes
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.