Hazard

Hazard jokes

Scuba Diving

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Pool Table

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.

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  • Scratch

    How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

    Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

    Memes

    Halloween

    A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

    The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

    The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

    Rock

    I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

    Well

    Why did the blind man fall into the well?

    He couldn’t see that well.

    Fire

    What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

    — You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.

    Hairline

    Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

    Pedophile

    All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

    Brick

    What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

    What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

    What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

    Toast

    I was looking forward to some toast...

    So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

    Toaster

    I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

    Community

    Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

    Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

    The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more