If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
"Why is my name Rose?" "A rose fell on your head when you were born." "Why is my name Daisy?" "A Daisy fell on your head when you were born." "Bedrock is better than Java!!!" "Oh, hi Brick!"
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
