Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first
The leaf because the emo got caught by the rope
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
