Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Y does Jesus hate skittles Because they fall threw his hands
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
why did the egg fall off the motorbike
he was shite
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
r u a water fall cuz me fall for you
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
A drunk guy runs into a bar... he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over
