Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Fall Jokes
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
