Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
The little girl's dad was Jewish and her mom was Catholic. Mom had been taking the little girl to church every Sunday.
One Sunday, during High Mass, the little girl whispers to her mom, “Mom, can we go home now?”
“No honey, not yet,” replied the mother, “the Mass is only half over.”
“Then we can go now, Mom. I'm half Jewish.”
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
