Faith Jokes

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find God he'll help you!" and than the man said “There’s only one way to get to God and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?”

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died

The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.

Whats the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?

The picture only takes one nail too hang

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?

Father les.

When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?