Faith Jokes

Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?

Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5

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A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why do nuns not wear bra's? God supports everything.

I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings didn’t Jesus have four

What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns

Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.

Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus

How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father

What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common? A: They both come in a little behind

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings

so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "

so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find God he'll help you!" and than the man said “There’s only one way to get to God and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?”