Faith Jokes

Why do orphan like going to church. Bc that actually get to say father for once

Religion... That is all

Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor

There is no god. None not one.

Women: Can I have your number?

Jesus: No..

Women: Why? Are you scared?

Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.

Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. —Romans 8:15-16

Why did the child die? To see god our father

science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

Jesus walked so Mohammad can fly.

Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats

god is good god is great

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped

God

Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper

How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith

Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.

So I went to a church and I ask a friend is the picture on the wail is Jesus and dose it have three nails or one nails Oh Wait that not Jesus he is not doing the T pose that he invited