Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Faith Jokes
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.
"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"
And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.
"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"
And so he did.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
The picture only takes one nail to hang.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
