Why did the orphan fail in baseball
He couldn't find home
roses are red I failed my test all because of Hugh and his insest
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Blame Austria for creating Hitler who we know today. He failed art school.
BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off
What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
I bet kobee failed flying school
hi father i fail the class you mommy
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail
POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
