Why did the orphan fail in baseball
He couldn't find home
What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
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Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
Yo mama so dumb she failed lunch.
