Why did the wither skeleton fail his test? Because his answers were netherrite.
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person me dials 911 police:what is that location me:idk where is dis location police:mission failed we will try again later me:wth police:ends call me:calls hospital hospital:what is that location me:idk where is dis location hospital:mission failed we will try again later me:WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE hospital:hangs up me:calls fire dEpArTmEnT fire:no fire dEpArTmEnT:what is that location me:hangs up and give up and goes home
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
Thankfully I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it
His boss told him : "You suck"
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done
His boss told him : "You suck for life"
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it