Failing jokes
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
When you fail art school.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
"BlessedBrian must be a SMOKE DETECTOR... because he never fails to kill the vibe."
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Blame Austria for creating Hitler, who we know today. He failed art school.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!