Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
you think people with glasess are smart but they fail the eye doter test
STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION
His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it
His boss told him : "You suck"
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done
His boss told him : "You suck for life"
XD
Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
When you suicide in your house, that's suicide but when you suicide outside, you failed your parkour
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year
Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch
when you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead then you fail at suiciding-
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
