They all call it self baptism I call it failed suicide
4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldn’t do his homework
if you try to fail and you succeed which one did you do
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle
my mom said u failed school. i said dont be supersized im a retard mom.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.
why can't orphans fail a test because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it
being asked for advice: after a failed suicide attempt what advice do you have for people out there as a suicide professional don,t try this at home
