Failing jokes
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.