Failing jokes
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
I am a failure to everyone and decided to attempt a suicide, guess what? I failed.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.