Failing jokes
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.