Failing jokes
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
When you fail art school.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
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"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.