What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
When you fail art school.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball
He couldn't find home
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
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"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
