Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Orphan's Homework
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! Get this: Orphans ain't got no parents, right? And who helps you with homework? Parents! So, no parents, no help, no completed homework. That's why the little dude failed. And you, with your fancy learnin', probably still ask your mommy for help with your taxes.