Failing jokes
I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
None of these jokes really took off.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Once I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.