Face jokes
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You got a pig head!
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
"Nihha scarborough face."
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Ali A's face.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"
His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."
So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"
She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"
The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"
"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.
The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.
"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Your face and your life.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.