Face jokes
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Your face.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Memes
when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You got a pig head!
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
"Nihha scarborough face."
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?