A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
Face Jokes
What did they find on Chris Rock's face? Fresh prints.
You got a pig head!
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
"Nihha scarborough face."
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
Ali A's face.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
