Face

Face jokes

Sheep

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

Appearance

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Woman

I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!

Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Memes

Teacher

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Man

A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.

Time

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Hockey

Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.

Woman

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Sex

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

People

I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)

Picture

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?