Extinction jokes
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Cuz they are all dead.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?