Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
