Extinction jokes
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
The joke about is stupid.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Dodo.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.