literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct? Because unicorns are gay. :|
the joke about is stupid
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
