Exes Jokes

A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'

My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle? A unicycle can only take one person at a time

I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend so I fuck her, turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about. And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her but this time it was her Identical triplet. There 3 of them.... AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!

My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

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My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver

today was the worst day ever my ex got ran over by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

- SpaceX

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How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.