Exes jokes

Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.

I always enjoy family reunions.

It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.

My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.