Exes Jokes

I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

Today my ex got hit by a bus

I also lost my job as a bus driver

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava

My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf's saw them they sang... "Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"

My ex.

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."

I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday..lets just say i quit my job as a butcher

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder

My ex was orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.