Exes

Exes memes

Ex

When a ex walks past you and your friend in the hall

A meme shows two dogs, one labeled "my friend" looks menacing, the other, labeled "me," looks shocked.

Jokes

Ex

"Hey, today was great."

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car."

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Ex

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.