Exes jokes

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.

If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.