Exes jokes
Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
WJE iceberg
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Dcexcedcrd.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Eed?
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Community talk
No goofy exes fighting in this chat.
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more
TO ALL MY EX`s this song for them they need to fuck off https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vkmv-lTuUE