Exes jokes
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
WJE iceberg
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
gay fish.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Community talk
No goofy exes fighting in this chat.
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more