Exes jokes
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
WJE iceberg
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
gay fish.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Community talk
No goofy exes fighting in this chat.
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more