"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
