I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise? 9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?!
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me and we went for a run.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
