Have you ever seen the clown in walmart that hides from gay people? No..... Really? Hahaha Grasshole
Q) Why did the uncle slept with his own nephew
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about donald trump ever single week end
when little johnny was about 3 he got curious and stuck his hand up a maniquins pants and his mom says no little johnny there is teeth up there that will bite off your hand little johnny thing oh no i cant do that again. a few years later he was 15 and he had a gf and they were making out and she says why dont you ever stick your hand up my pants he says on no my mom says there is teeth that will bite off my hand up there she says no there isnt just look little johnny looks and says well no wonder there aint no teeth by the way them gums look.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
all of these are funny whyy are they the โworst jokes everโ lol
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
If you ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Steven hawking is the fastest footballer ever-he could just charge up the Left Wing
If your ever bored punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents.
MAN 1) have you ever walked into Stephen hawking's house
MAN 2) no
MAN 1) neither did he
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's fucking intense.
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes? A fucking disgusting, scumbag with no intellignece what so ever. If u actually joke about this you are the reason humanity has faded.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Niether have they.
this is the biggest joke ever - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5j-BH_WdBXdzeoOdG2v2dA
