Evers jokes

Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.

After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”

The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”

Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

People joking about 9/11.

Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."

Oh.

"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"

I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?

No, well neither has he.

Why can't you ever see an emo?

They're too high to see.

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.