I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
