Evers jokes
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.