Evers jokes
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If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.