It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
Evers Jokes
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!
