Evers jokes

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

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I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Best joke ever.

Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.