Evers jokes

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

No? Neither did he.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...

Your face!

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Ever wondered why Usain Bolt runs fast? He's training to outrun the cops.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.