Evers jokes
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Have you ever felt an earthquake? It’s not nature; it’s Brandan Bressler.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.