Evers jokes

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Migraine

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Monkey

I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...

Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!

Memes

Seaweed

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

King

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever become bankers?

Because they always break the BARS!

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Orphan

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Dad

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

Emo kid

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Milk

Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅