Evers Jokes

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Best website ever 4 chair.

Why are these jokes bad?

They're literally the worst jokes ever.

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.

Toilet paper: Ya, right.

If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows.

It would have had doors, but why was it ever spelt DOS?

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.

Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?

But that's just my opinion.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?

The worst shits you'll ever see!

Have you ever tried anal bleaching?

It really helps assholes lighten up.

Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.

Hupun DEEZ NUTS!