Event jokes
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.