I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What has 5 legs 3 arms and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Louie being born.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
9/11.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
