Even jokes
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.