Even jokes

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Who even needs white jokes?

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.