Even jokes

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."