Even jokes

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.