Even jokes

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

What do you call a bird with no wings?

Moas didn't even know that existed!

Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.