Even jokes

I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.

Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.

I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.

Feel free to comment.

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?

Because they weren't even wanted.

How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

The man then got plastic prosthetics.

Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Who even needs white jokes?

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.